Brrr! I just took a bath in an icy swimming hole! A bar of soap froze to my hand, and my nose hairs turned to icicles. What if my
--
frozen hairs snap off?!
feet become frostbitten?!
hoosh gets eaten by a penguin?!
That would be awful! But then I remember that I can use my bar soap
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as a hand puppet named "Bubbles."
as a dietary supplement.
to erase my dark past.
(*Sigh*) Life is not so unbearable after all in the South Pole. Especially if one has the companionship of
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joyous penguins.
starved explorers with scurvy.
Norwegian friends.
But suddenly, the bar of soap I'm holding
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slips from my grasp into a crevice!
is swept away by icy winds!
talks to me in fluent Japanese!
Yikes! The extreme conditions must be affecting me strangely. Luckily, a familiar voice calls to me:
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"You are safe."
"I'm going out."
"Stop, in the name of love."
I turn to see a tiny penguin wearing a spiked haircut. He invites me to huddle with the rest of his family. He says his name is
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Robert Falcon Scott.
Roald Amundsen.
Danny Devito.
Star struck, I ask, "Weren't you in that movie?" He does not reply. Yes, I say to myself, enjoying some krill with my new friends, he was in that Batman movie or something about marching penguins.
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