Time:
Born 1452 — Died 1519.
Place:
Florence, Italy.
Also known as:
Leonardo di ser Piero da Vinci ("Leonardo, son of Mr. Peter of Vinci"), "Renaissance Man."
Harassed by Renaissance bullies saying:
"Hey, Leo! Why don't you invent yourself a personality!"
Got even with Renaissance bullies by:
Sending them up in his helicopter prototype, then "forgetting" to bring them down for two days.
Favorite invention:
Peanut butter, jelly, and potato chips on Italian bread. Da Vinci? Da Licious!
Was good at:
Uh... everything. That's why he's a "Renaissance Man."
One weakness:
Despite inventing a "Footwear Chooser Thingy" (working title), da Vinci's socks were always mismatched.
Likely to say:
"Sure I'll invent weapons for you. But then I'll hide my plans so that no one ever builds them. War is not the answer."
Unlikely to say:
"Sorry, I can't do that."
Little-known fact:
Whenever he got an idea, a little candle appeared over his head (because the light bulb was not yet invented, you see...)
Reason little-known fact is little known:
It's not true.
Favorite ice cream:
Chocolate Chip Cookie Leonar-dough.
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