I. of BC left this Message at 6:18 P.M. on 8/22/18
I seem to have warped into a Viking camp. This seems like a good place to get lessons in Norse mythology, but I need to blend in. I'll need an axe and should probably practice my sword-play. I had always thought Vikings were invaders, but I now think they're also especially hairy and should be remembered as little as possible.